LadyAnastasia’s Secret Sanctuary

I am lala! Great Creation Goddess, Priestess of Random, and Queen of Everything I For see, and Then-some.

Author and creator of P.U.T.A (People for the Un-Ethical Treatment of Asshats) You'll see that I do sometimes bite.

But I'm usually upbeat, sometimes not so much, very random, and always lala.

These are the ramblings of an Underground Goddess.

Please note, this is a personal blog and I do occasionally post some unpopular opinions and heated rants.
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  • A Nosy Person: You're unrolling the cinnamon roll as you eat it?
  • Me: Yup. Nom.
  • A: Why can't you just bite into it like normal people?
  • Me: Where's the fun in that? I'm enjoying myself.
  • A: But it's not how you're supposed to eat it!
  • Me: I bet there's a lot of things in life you're missing out on because you're too busy worried about how other people behave.
  • A: What does gay marriage have to do with this?
  • Me: What does my preference for eating styles have to do with you? And allow me to remind you, you brought up gay rights. ~continues unrolling bun and eating~
  • A: …
  • Me: ~nom~
  • Bystanders: ~silently watching~
  • A: It's not the same.
  • Me: Explain.
  • A: Marriage is something sacred.
  • Me: Now explain in a way that doesn't force me to share your religious views. Because, your god's laws are moot to me. So explain to me, how what two people that are as involved in your life as my eating style are so important that you are compelled to police their behavior as you are trying to police mine. ~nom~
  • A: … How did we get from cinnamon buns to an attack on my religion?
  • Bystander A to Bystander B: Less than five minutes to persecution. Pay up.
  • Me: The same way that gave you the idea you can control how I eat this cinnamon bun. You stuck your nose in someone else's business and got whacked for it. And you aren't being attacked. Just embarrassed. You are quite free to follow the religious path you choose. And I'm quite free to not have to abide by it. However, looks like you win the war of right eating.
  • A: How so?
  • Me: I'm out of bun.
  • A: ~suddenly angered~
  • Bystander C: ~places fresh bun and coffee in front of me~ Here. You remind me of a friend. Breakfast is on me. Please, enjoy yourself.
  • Me: Thank you. ~ignoring A, I proceed to start to unroll the bun~
  • A: ~is unable to tolerate the sight any longer~ You're going to Hell and people like you are taking this country with you! God will punish you!
  • Me: He'll have to get in line. There's a whole bunch of Love-n-Lighters that promises Karma will slap me. Someday. Have him take a number and I'll call him when it's his turn. ~nom~
  • A: ~looks around for support, realizes none of the Bystanders are on his side~ All of you are going to Hell! ~leaves~
  • Bystander C: You know, not all of us Christians are like that.
  • Me: I know.
  • BC: But I like your method, mind if I use it?
  • Me: Knock yourself out. Public domain and such. But, why ask?
  • BC: Because I'm a pastor and don't want to offend you. I want to show my Sunday School class how people of different lifestyles can live in peace. And I never thought of using food as an example like that.
  • Me: Am I still going to Hell?
  • BC: That depends. Does your god have a Hell?
  • Me: Nope.
  • BC: Then guess you're outta luck. Enjoy your breakfast. Good bye.
  • Me: I will. Bye. ~unrolls another inch and bites it off~ Shucks, forgot to ask him what denomination he is.
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